ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
well, you know. whores of a feather.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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