do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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