Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
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So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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