I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I FOUND THE LEGS
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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