i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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