I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
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Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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