god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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