I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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