I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
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Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
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I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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