Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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