So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
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Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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