I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Life is so much better after having sex.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize
