your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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