Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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