Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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