i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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