i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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