Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
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No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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