my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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