So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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