Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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