so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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