I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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