It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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