It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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