Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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