Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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