More tranny stories later!
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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