What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
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when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
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I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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