its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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