The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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