No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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