Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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