It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Randomize
