do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
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Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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