I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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