and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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