we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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