I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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