Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
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and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
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I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Enjoy the penises
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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