I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i just made my gag reflex go away.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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