it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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