All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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