Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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