it wasn't lemon gatorade
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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