I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
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The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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