People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
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