i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
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I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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