Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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