It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
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I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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