ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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