Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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