i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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