I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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