He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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