I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
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