Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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