So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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