Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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